Hi there,

I am looking for funny writers for a "gross-out" childrens' project (age 4-8) about BOOGERS.  (yes, I said boogers).

English as a 1st language is required.

This is a fixed-term trial job.  I will supply 27 illustrations of a "Never do THIS with your boogers" situation, and I need YOU to write a funny 100-125 word description of this gross-out booger scenario.

To give me an idea of your funny writing skills (and so I can evaluate your suitability for this job against the other applicants), please see the attached illustration called "Never stick your boogers on the inside of your car window", and give me a funny 100-125 word blurb about it that would make my 7 year old son laugh out loud ;o)

I have lots of projects just like this in development right now, and full-time writing position is available for the right person.

Also, please begin your reply with the phrase "Holy Cheeseburger Batman!"

Thank you,

JB